What should former No. 1 Marcelo Rios do now that he's retired?
Run back into the forest
Trade-up his teen bride for a newer model
Hold a weekly tea chat for media in his home
Play mixed doubles with Navratilova
Stalk childhood idol Andre Agassi
Open a hair salon
Become a school teacher
Work for the WTA
Write a book
Read a book
Who cares