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January 20th, 2017

Bernard Tomic Is 24 And He And Just Played His Ninth Australian Open

Even Bernard Tomic can’t believe how many times he’s played the Australian Open.

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 9:37 am in Australian Open | No Comments »

January 15th, 2017

Roger Federer’s Return Headlines Day 1 At The Australian Open; No. 1s Murray, Kerber On Court

It’s opening day of the 2017 Australian Open!

Posted by Staff @ 12:45 am in Australian Open | 25 Comments »

January 13th, 2017

Bernard Tomic Says He’s Fitter Than Players In The Top 10

Bernard Tomic assesses his Australian Open and explains why he’s fitter than players in the Top 10.

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 10:25 pm in Australian Open | 3 Comments »

August 30th, 2016

Murray Dominates Rosol At US Open, Karlovic Sets Ace Record; Djokovic, Nadal Return Wednesday

Andy Murray looked sharp in his first round at the US Open.

Posted by Staff @ 11:54 pm in US Open | 35 Comments »

August 26th, 2016

US Open Draw Preview: Can Anyone Stop A Novak Djokovic v Andy Murray Final?

Sean Randall previews the men’s US Open draw. Will we see another Novak Djokovic and Andy Murray final?

Posted by Sean Randall @ 4:21 pm in US Open | 70 Comments »

August 19th, 2016

Murray Slogs Through Anderson To Win 600th, Nadal Ousted By Coric, Nishikori Falls In Cincinnati

The quarterfinals are set in Cincinnati and Andy Murray is the only former champion left.

Posted by Staff @ 12:19 am in Cincinnati | 48 Comments »

July 27th, 2016

Milos Raonic Left Alone; Novak Djokovic Djanky; Loaded Thursday In Toronto

“Those are the only, let’s say, downsides to the match…the overall performance was very pleasing considering it was the first hard court match for a long time.”

Posted by Staff @ 10:05 pm in Canadian Open | 24 Comments »

July 22nd, 2016

D.C. Park Police Shut Down A Bernard Tomic-Viktor Troicki Practice [Video]

Bernard Tomic and Viktor Troicki were kicked off their practice court by a park policeman.

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 2:39 pm in Videos | 5 Comments »

July 18th, 2016

Isner, Stosur Headline Men’s, Women’s Fields at Washington Citi Open

CITI OPEN Washington, D.C., USA; Surface: hard ADHEREL Men’s Seeds: John Isner, Gael Monfils, Bernard Tomic, Benoit Paire, Steve Johnson, Jack Sock, Alexander Zverev, Sam Querrey, Kevin Anderson, Viktor Troicki, Alexandr Dolgopolov, Grigor Dimitrov, Ivo Karlovic, Gilles Muller, Marcos Baghdatis, Borna Coric Men’s Floaters: none Men’s Notes: No Top 10ers, but three Top 20 players…The [...]

Posted by Staff @ 12:55 am in Tennis | 1 Comment »

June 17th, 2016

Andy Murray Needs 3 In Queen’s, Meets Marin Cilic In SFs; Milos Raonic Stays Perfect Under McEnroe

We are now one match from a Ivan Lendl-John McEnroe coaching showdown.

Posted by Staff @ 7:00 pm in Queens | 26 Comments »

June 5th, 2016

Wozniacki Returns in Nottingham; Men, Women Combine on Grass in Netherlands

Wozniacki returns from a foot injury…Wildcards were awarded to Pliskova and Brits Robson and Freya Christie…The slew of tournament withdrawals included former No. 1 Victoria Azarenka, Madison Keys, Petra Cetkovska, Irina Falconi, Monica Niculescu and Lesia Tsurenko…

Posted by Staff @ 8:39 pm in Tennis | 1 Comment »

May 10th, 2016

Nick Kyrgios Defends Bernard Tomic’s Matchpoint Tank

Nick Kyrgios says ease up on Bernard Tomic. Clay is not his best surface!

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 2:26 pm in Clay Season | Comments Off

May 6th, 2016

Novak Djokovic: Bernard Tomic Is A Good Guy But He Needs To Be More Committed To Tennis

Bernard Tomic got a lecture from Novak Djokovic…in the press.

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 2:10 pm in Madrid | 2 Comments »

May 5th, 2016

Bernard Tomic Doesn’t Care How He Acts On A Tennis Court Cuz He’s 23 And Worth $10 Million!

Bernard Tomic continues to be an incredible idiot.

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 9:09 am in 2016 Season | 58 Comments »

May 4th, 2016

Bratty Bernard Tomic Actually Tried To Return Serve With His Racquet Handle! [Video]

Bernard Tomic continues to make the wrong headlines. Will he get fined for this?

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 9:53 am in Madrid, Videos | 8 Comments »