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May 30th, 2017

Konta Crashes Out; Kvitova, Mladenovic Up Against It Wednesday at French Open

Johanna Konta does not like to play on clay.

Posted by Staff @ 10:38 pm in French Open, Tennis | 7 Comments »

May 27th, 2017

Muguruza v Schiavone 1st Rd., Kvitova Returns; French Open Preview

Upset alert for (2) Pliskov vs. Zheng, who upset Svitolina in Madrid…Other tough starts for (20) Barbora Strycova vs. Riske (winner to meet the French upset specialist Cornet), and (19) Vandeweghe vs. Rybarikova who the American lost her last meeting against…

Posted by Staff @ 11:16 am in French Open, Tennis | 6 Comments »

May 11th, 2017

Kuznetsova Stops Bouchard In Madrid; Halep Hammers CoCo

Simona Halep is two wins from defending her Madrid title.

Posted by Staff @ 9:01 pm in Madrid | 2 Comments »

May 10th, 2017

Bouchard Train and WTA Smack Talk Keeps Coming with Upset of World No. 2 Kerber at Madrid

Bouchard in advancing to a career-first Madrid quarterfinal round will next face No. 8 seed Svetlana Kuznetsova, who defeated China’s Wang Qiang 6-4, 7-5.

Posted by Staff @ 4:13 pm in Tennis | 29 Comments »

May 9th, 2017

Halep Wins Madrid Thriller Over Vinci; Kerber v Bouchard Wednesday

Simona Halep won a tight battle of former Grand Slam finalists.

Posted by Staff @ 11:12 pm in Madrid | 1 Comment »

May 8th, 2017

Bouchard Battles Past Sharapova In Madrid Showdown, Kerber Escapes

Eugenie Bouchard picked up her first career win over Maria Sharapova. Oh so sweet!

Posted by Staff @ 11:30 pm in Madrid | 4 Comments »

May 8th, 2017

Muguruza Out, Sharapova v Bouchard And Many Frenchmen Monday At Madrid Masters

Maria Sharapova continues her comeback Monday in Madrid.

Posted by Staff @ 1:00 am in Madrid | 25 Comments »

April 16th, 2017

Eugenie Bouchard Wins 3 Games In Loss At ITF Futures Event

Eugenie Bouchard’s struggles continue.

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 11:40 am in Clay Season | 2 Comments »

March 22nd, 2017

Bouchard, Jankovic Among Miami Open Losers; Seeds On Thursday

American and former world No. 1 junior Taylor Townsend, the focus of weight issues between coaches and the USTA in past years, appeared not exactly svelte, but her fittest in past years in fending off 15-year-old fellow American Amanda Anisimova 2-6, 6-2, 6-3.

Posted by Staff @ 11:30 pm in Miami, Tennis | Comments Off

March 10th, 2017

Bouchard Gets Bounced, Jankovic Advances At Indian Wells; Pliskova v Puig Today

Eugenie Bouchard has now lost 3 straight matches.

Posted by Staff @ 10:32 am in Indian Wells | 3 Comments »

February 26th, 2017

Loaded Mexican Open with Djokovic, Nadal, More; Previews

Holy cow, a rockin’ seeded field, and even more floaters…First round looks for (1) Djokovic after a long layoff vs. the dangerous Klizan (winner to likely meet Del Potro), (4) Thiem vs. the backboard Simon, (5) Goffin 2nd. rd. vs. the Edmund-Querrey winner, (8) Isner vs. his American compatriot Johnson, (3) Cilic vs. the unpredictable (WC) Dolgopolov, and (2) Nadal vs. the streaking older Zverev..

Posted by Staff @ 11:37 pm in Acapulco | 36 Comments »

February 16th, 2017

Topless Eugenie Bouchard Scorches In SI Swimsuit Issue [Video]

Eugenie Bouchard bared nearly all for the SI Swimsuit issue.

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 7:58 pm in 2017 Season, Videos | 1 Comment »

February 16th, 2017

Wednesday Was Date Night For Genie Bouchard And Her Twitter Beau [Video]

A successful blind twitter date for Eugenie Bouchard?

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 7:53 pm in Romance, Videos | Comments Off

February 10th, 2017

Eugenie Bouchard Will Honor Her Super Bowl Bet And Take A Twitter Follower On A Date!

One lucky twitter really is going on a date with Eugenie Bouchard.

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 10:26 am in Romance | 1 Comment »

January 20th, 2017

Kerber, Venus Cruise; CoCo Puffs Against Bouchard at Aussie Open

“I loved accounting, I have to be honest,” Venus said in a wide-ranging post-match meet with the press, filling a match discussion void after losing only one game.

Posted by Jeremy Davis @ 8:08 am in Australian Open, Tennis | 1 Comment »