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April 16th, 2017

Eugenie Bouchard Wins 3 Games In Loss At ITF Futures Event

Eugenie Bouchard’s struggles continue.

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 11:40 am in Clay Season | 2 Comments »

March 22nd, 2017

Bouchard, Jankovic Among Miami Open Losers; Seeds On Thursday

American and former world No. 1 junior Taylor Townsend, the focus of weight issues between coaches and the USTA in past years, appeared not exactly svelte, but her fittest in past years in fending off 15-year-old fellow American Amanda Anisimova 2-6, 6-2, 6-3.

Posted by Staff @ 11:30 pm in Miami, Tennis | No Comments »

March 10th, 2017

Bouchard Gets Bounced, Jankovic Advances At Indian Wells; Pliskova v Puig Today

Eugenie Bouchard has now lost 3 straight matches.

Posted by Staff @ 10:32 am in Indian Wells | 3 Comments »

February 26th, 2017

Loaded Mexican Open with Djokovic, Nadal, More; Previews

Holy cow, a rockin’ seeded field, and even more floaters…First round looks for (1) Djokovic after a long layoff vs. the dangerous Klizan (winner to likely meet Del Potro), (4) Thiem vs. the backboard Simon, (5) Goffin 2nd. rd. vs. the Edmund-Querrey winner, (8) Isner vs. his American compatriot Johnson, (3) Cilic vs. the unpredictable (WC) Dolgopolov, and (2) Nadal vs. the streaking older Zverev..

Posted by Staff @ 11:37 pm in Acapulco | 36 Comments »

February 16th, 2017

Topless Eugenie Bouchard Scorches In SI Swimsuit Issue [Video]

Eugenie Bouchard bared nearly all for the SI Swimsuit issue.

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 7:58 pm in 2017 Season, Videos | 1 Comment »

February 16th, 2017

Wednesday Was Date Night For Genie Bouchard And Her Twitter Beau [Video]

A successful blind twitter date for Eugenie Bouchard?

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 7:53 pm in Romance, Videos | No Comments »

February 10th, 2017

Eugenie Bouchard Will Honor Her Super Bowl Bet And Take A Twitter Follower On A Date!

One lucky twitter really is going on a date with Eugenie Bouchard.

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 10:26 am in Romance | 1 Comment »

January 20th, 2017

Kerber, Venus Cruise; CoCo Puffs Against Bouchard at Aussie Open

“I loved accounting, I have to be honest,” Venus said in a wide-ranging post-match meet with the press, filling a match discussion void after losing only one game.

Posted by Jeremy Davis @ 8:08 am in Australian Open, Tennis | 1 Comment »

October 15th, 2016

Monfils, Goffin, Kvitova Headline Stockholm, Antwerp, Luxembourg This Week

No Top 10ers but an interesting field between the multi-Slam winner Kvitova, the French Open champ Schiavone, the former No. 1 Wozniacki, the former brand-wannabee Bouchard, and the breakout player Siegemund…

Posted by Staff @ 6:35 pm in Tennis | Comments Off

September 10th, 2016

Eugenie Bouchard Leads Quebec City; WTA Previews Next Week

The No. 2-seeded Beck starts against the upset specialist Mattek-Sands…Wildcards were awarded to Canucks Francoise Abanda, Aleksandra Wozniak and Carol Zhao…The last three seeds are ranked outside the WTA Top 90…

Posted by Staff @ 6:06 pm in Quebec City, Tennis, Tokyo | Comments Off

August 16th, 2016

Qualifier Vekic Upsets Ivanovic; Muguruza v Vandeweghe Tuesday In Cincinnati

Jelena Ostapenko won a wild one Monday in Cincinnati.

Posted by Staff @ 12:07 am in Cincinnati | Comments Off

August 8th, 2016

Serena Wins In Singles, Suffers First Loss In Doubles At Rio Olympics; Kerber-Bouchard Monday

The Williams sisters suffered their first defeat in the Olympics today.

Posted by Staff @ 12:23 am in Olympics | 1 Comment »

August 7th, 2016

Venus Flipped Out Of Rio Olympics; Serena, Kerber And Muguruza Sunday

Venus Williams went out of the singles on Day 1 at the Olympics.

Posted by Staff @ 12:02 am in Olympics | 1 Comment »

July 29th, 2016

Venus Williams, Eugenie Bouchard KO’d Out Of Montreal; Russians Rise Up As A New Champion Will Be Crowned

A new champion will be crowned Sunday at the Canadian Open women’s event after both former winners were knocked out on Thursday.

Posted by Staff @ 1:26 am in Canadian Open | Comments Off

July 27th, 2016

Inspired Eugenie Bouchard Advances with Upset, Venus Lines Up Madison Keys at Rogers Cup

“It feels special playing in Montreal,” said Bouchard, who will next face Kucova. “I don’t get to do it often, so it just makes me extra motivated…I felt very solid and very focused; it’s important for me to keep my focus and keep my energy up.”

Posted by Staff @ 10:14 pm in Canadian Open | 2 Comments »