“It seems one of the greatest tennis players of all time is transitioning into the next phase of his life,” says SI.com. “Not only did Federer and his longtime girlfriend, Mirka Vavrinec, get married in his hometown of Basel, Switzerland, last weekend, but also the newlyweds are expecting their first child this summer. The news hasn’t been as good on the court: Federer hasn’t won a tournament since last year’s U.S. Open.”

Obviously I’m joking. Such a scenario would unfortunately never, ever happen. And that’s too bad, though. Because in my mind, based on recent results both Roger Federer and Andy Roddick would both benefit from such a trade.