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November 20th, 2017

Some Serena Williams Wedding Pictures

A Serena Wiliams wedding pictorial.

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 10:40 am in Romance | 7 Comments »

October 30th, 2017

Wozniacki Beats Venus in WTA Finals, Capping Wacky WTA Season

In the end it was a year best summarized by Serena Williams getting pregnant and Maria Williams getting busted for doping.

Posted by Jeremy Davis @ 12:34 am in WTA Championships | 4 Comments »

September 1st, 2017

Serena Williams Welcomes A Baby Girl!

Serena Williams has her baby.

Posted by Staff @ 6:50 pm in Romance | 10 Comments »

July 1st, 2017

Pliskova the Wimbledon Favorite After Claiming WTA Eastbourne Title

The loss was a double blow for Wozniacki. She fell to 0-4 in finals this year, and is now mathematically eliminated from the race for No. 1 at Wimbledon, where a handful of players have a chance to take over the top spot due to Serena Williams’ time off the tour due to pregnancy.

Posted by Staff @ 12:44 pm in Tennis, Wimbledon | Comments Off

June 27th, 2017

Pregnant Serena Williams Bares All For Vanity Fair Cover

Serena Williams takes a page from Demi Moore.

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 6:59 pm in 2017 Season | 22 Comments »

May 31st, 2017

Mattek-Sands Stops Kvitova Among 3 Big Upsets Wed. at French Open

“It’s hard for me to believe I’m in the third round,” said the 18-year-old Bellis.

Posted by Staff @ 5:59 pm in French Open, Tennis | 6 Comments »

May 31st, 2017

Serena Williams Showed Up At The French Open To Watch Venus

Former champion Serena Williams was back at the French Open Wednesday.

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 1:24 pm in French Open | 1 Comment »

May 28th, 2017

Get Ready for Musical No. 1s After Kerber Upset at French Open

“I think she played a good match. It was a tough first round,” Kerber said. “I had a few chance in the first set and also in the second set, and I didn’t make it. I think that was the key for the match. I believed in the second set, as well, that I can turn around the match and I was still believing until the last point, but she played well.”

Posted by Jeremy Davis @ 7:40 pm in French Open, Tennis | 5 Comments »

May 27th, 2017

Muguruza v Schiavone 1st Rd., Kvitova Returns; French Open Preview

Upset alert for (2) Pliskov vs. Zheng, who upset Svitolina in Madrid…Other tough starts for (20) Barbora Strycova vs. Riske (winner to meet the French upset specialist Cornet), and (19) Vandeweghe vs. Rybarikova who the American lost her last meeting against…

Posted by Staff @ 11:16 am in French Open, Tennis | 6 Comments »

May 17th, 2017

Even Serena Williams Can’t Figure Out What Channel WTA Events Are On In The U.S.!

Not even Serena Williams knows what channel the WTA is on in the U.S. this year.

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 1:15 pm in Tennis on TV, WTA | 5 Comments »

May 2nd, 2017

Serena Williams Shines At Met Gala [Video]

Serena showed off her baby bump/

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 10:01 am in Videos | 2 Comments »

April 30th, 2017

WTF is the WTA Doing? Website, Handling Maria, On-Court Coaching Mess

On-court coaching, where a (always) male coach runs on the court between changeover to save the (seemingly) helpless female player with some strategy in still in effect. It’s a total embarrassment to women’s sport.

Posted by Jeremy Davis @ 1:41 pm in Tennis | 25 Comments »

April 25th, 2017

Serena Williams Fires Back At Ilie Nastase, Calling Romanian A Racist

Serena Williams slammed Ilie Nastase.

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 5:00 pm in 2016 Season | 62 Comments »

April 19th, 2017

Serena Williams Is Pregnant!

Serena Williams won the Australian Open while pregnant!

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 11:38 pm in 2017 Season | 16 Comments »

March 21st, 2017

WTA Miami Prediction: Pain, For You Viewers

The pain of no one being even close to challenging Serena. Kerber is No. 13 this year if you tally only 2017 points. Pliskova has won two smaller events this year but hasn’t been able to put herself in position to win the bigger events like the Australian Open and Indian Wells.

Posted by Jeremy Davis @ 2:38 pm in Miami, Tennis | 6 Comments »