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May 12th, 2016

Serena Williams Ate Dog Food Then Got Sick [Video]

Serena Williams tried a spoonful of dog food and lived to snapchat about it.

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 9:25 am in Rome, Videos | 5 Comments »

May 11th, 2016

Kerber, Half of WTA Rome Seeds Lose in Another Massive Exodus

Kerber, “one of the best players in the world,” since winning the Australian Open has lost her opening rounds at Doha, Indian Wells, Madrid and Rome.

Posted by Jeremy Davis @ 11:58 pm in Tennis | 23 Comments »

May 10th, 2016

Serena Makes Winning Start On Clay In Rome; Petra Kvitova-Madison Keys Wednesday

Petra Kvitova, Simona Halep, Venus Williams and Roberta Vinci are in action Wednesday in Rome.

Posted by Staff @ 10:46 pm in Rome | 19 Comments »

May 9th, 2016

Venus Wins While Errani, Schiavone Fall In Rome; Serena Back On Clay Tuesday

Venus Williams went 1-1 Monday at the Rome Masters, winning in singles but losing in doubles with her sister Serena.

Posted by Staff @ 8:38 pm in Rome | 2 Comments »

May 9th, 2016

Serena Williams Makes Her 2016 Clay Debut This Week In Rome

Serena Williams is seeking her first title since August this week in Rome.

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 10:16 am in Rome | No Comments »

May 8th, 2016

Serena Back but WTA Tour a Mess in Rome

The WTA tour is an absolute car crash right now in terms of illnesses, injuries, tournament pull-outs, and no one being anywhere near No. 1 Serena Williams in the rankings, despite the American winning no titles thus far in 2016.

Posted by Jeremy Davis @ 1:08 pm in Tennis | 11 Comments »

May 2nd, 2016

Serena Dodging Azarenka? Muguruza Upset Monday in Madrid; Tues. Preview

Azarenka, who appeared to be wrestling with some niggling injuries on Monday, will next face American teenage qualifier Louisa Chirico, who shocked former No. 1 Ana Ivanovic 5-7, 6-1, 6-3.

Posted by Jeremy Davis @ 6:35 pm in Tennis | No Comments »

April 29th, 2016

Serena Williams Withdraws From Madrid, Her Third Pull-Out In 2016

Agnieszka Radwanska will now be the top seed in Madrid.

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 9:13 am in Madrid | 5 Comments »

April 19th, 2016

Novak Djokovic, Serena Williams Win Laureus Awards Monday [Video]

World No. 1s Novak Djokovic and Serena Williams took home top honors Monday night at the Laureus Awards.

Posted by Staff @ 11:45 pm in 2016 Season | 14 Comments »

April 6th, 2016

Serena Williams Gives Lesson On How To Twerk [Video]

Want to learn how to twerk? Let Serena Williams be your teacher.

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 11:01 am in Videos | 16 Comments »

April 2nd, 2016

Azarenka Wins Miami, Clinches Elusive Indian Wells-Miami Double

“I’m very happy that all the work I’ve been putting in has been paying off,” Azarenka told ESPN afterwards. “[Today] was pretty tough conditions with it being so hot…This just give me even more inspiration and motivation to work even harder.”

Posted by Staff @ 2:51 pm in Miami, Tennis | 7 Comments »

March 29th, 2016

World No. 1 Serena Williams Put Down by Bud Kuznetsova at Miami Open

“I don’t think it’s appropriate to criticize my movement right now,” Williams said cryptically after the match, clocking in a second consecutive very short post-match press conference in Miami. “I did the best that I could. My fans, you know, I did the best I could do. I can’t win every match.”

Posted by Staff @ 12:58 am in Tennis | 4 Comments »

March 28th, 2016

Azarenka Advances In Miami, Full Women’s 4th RD Monday Including Serena

It’s a big Monday for the women in Miami with all 8 fourth round matches on the schedule.

Posted by Staff @ 12:53 am in Miami | 6 Comments »

March 27th, 2016

World No. 1 Serena Wins, Advances to Play Former No. 2 Kuznetsova at Miami Open

“She started with a new strategy, but I eventually figured it out,” Williams said. “She played well. I saw she’s ranked 97 in the world and I thought, ‘She’s doing great.’ She has such a bright future.”

Posted by Staff @ 12:21 am in Tennis | 2 Comments »

March 26th, 2016

Venus Sent Off By Vesnina, Azarenka Rolls; Serena Returns Saturday In Miami

Will Venus Williams play in Miami again?

Posted by Staff @ 12:14 am in Miami | 4 Comments »