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April 6th, 2016

Serena Williams Gives Lesson On How To Twerk [Video]

Want to learn how to twerk? Let Serena Williams be your teacher.

Posted by Tom Gainey @ 11:01 am in Videos | 16 Comments »

April 2nd, 2016

Azarenka Wins Miami, Clinches Elusive Indian Wells-Miami Double

“I’m very happy that all the work I’ve been putting in has been paying off,” Azarenka told ESPN afterwards. “[Today] was pretty tough conditions with it being so hot…This just give me even more inspiration and motivation to work even harder.”

Posted by Staff @ 2:51 pm in Miami, Tennis | 7 Comments »

March 29th, 2016

World No. 1 Serena Williams Put Down by Bud Kuznetsova at Miami Open

“I don’t think it’s appropriate to criticize my movement right now,” Williams said cryptically after the match, clocking in a second consecutive very short post-match press conference in Miami. “I did the best that I could. My fans, you know, I did the best I could do. I can’t win every match.”

Posted by Staff @ 12:58 am in Tennis | 4 Comments »

March 28th, 2016

Azarenka Advances In Miami, Full Women’s 4th RD Monday Including Serena

It’s a big Monday for the women in Miami with all 8 fourth round matches on the schedule.

Posted by Staff @ 12:53 am in Miami | 6 Comments »

March 27th, 2016

World No. 1 Serena Wins, Advances to Play Former No. 2 Kuznetsova at Miami Open

“She started with a new strategy, but I eventually figured it out,” Williams said. “She played well. I saw she’s ranked 97 in the world and I thought, ‘She’s doing great.’ She has such a bright future.”

Posted by Staff @ 12:21 am in Tennis | 2 Comments »

March 26th, 2016

Venus Sent Off By Vesnina, Azarenka Rolls; Serena Returns Saturday In Miami

Will Venus Williams play in Miami again?

Posted by Staff @ 12:14 am in Miami | 4 Comments »

March 24th, 2016

Sluggish Serena Wins In 3, Stephens Crushed; Kerber Tries To Win A Set Friday In Miami

Eight-time champion Serena Williams had to go three to get past Christina Mchale in her Miami opener.

Posted by Staff @ 11:54 pm in Miami | 14 Comments »

March 24th, 2016

Juan Martin Del Potro Wins, Will Face Roger Federer Friday; Serena Williams, Simona Halep Thursday In Miami

Juan Martin del Potro set up a Friday afternoon showdown with Roger Federer.

Posted by Staff @ 12:27 am in Miami | 22 Comments »

March 22nd, 2016

Serena Williams: If Djokovic Had A Daughter, Would He Tell Her His Son Deserves More Money Because He’s A Boy?

Serena Williams shoots down fellow No. 1 Novak Djokovic’s stance on equal prize money.

Posted by Staff @ 10:23 pm in 2016 Season | 45 Comments »

March 21st, 2016

Miami Open Tennis Women’s Preview: One Mind-blowing Quarter

As Ray Moore might say, ‘There are a lot of attractive ladies out there — umm, competitively attractive…oh crap, I’ve done it again.

Posted by Jeremy Davis @ 10:30 pm in Tennis | 3 Comments »

March 20th, 2016

Novak Djokovic Wins Indian Wells, But You Ain’t Heard Nothin’ Yet!

After maybe a few too many Bloody Marys, and someone possibly grabbing him and shaking him, Moore then ran for cover.

Posted by Jeremy Davis @ 11:45 pm in Indian Wells | 39 Comments »

March 20th, 2016

Serena Williams Stopped by Victoria Azarenka in Indian Wells Finale

But from 1-5 down Williams looked like she might even the match, winning four straight games before Azarenka closed it out.

Posted by Staff @ 4:59 pm in Indian Wells | 4 Comments »

March 19th, 2016

Serena Williams And Victoria Azarenka Will Resume Rivalry For Indian Wells Title Sunday

Serena Williams and Victoria Azarenka meet for the 2016 Indian Wells title.

Posted by Staff @ 12:05 pm in Indian Wells | 31 Comments »

March 17th, 2016

Azarenka Bakes Bagels, Meets Pliskova In Friday Indian Wells SFs; Serena v Radwanska Rematch

Will it be a Serena Williams v Victoria Azarenka final in Indian Wells?

Posted by Staff @ 10:40 pm in Indian Wells | 2 Comments »

March 16th, 2016

Serena and Radwanska Line Up Semifinal Meeting at Indian Wells

With the win the Pole will rise to No. 2 on the WTA rankings, overtaking Angie Kerber.

Posted by Staff @ 11:57 pm in Indian Wells | Comments Off