Serena Williams: Stop The Lies, I Am Not Dating Jake Owen!!

THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!

October 11th, 2011 at 1:57 pm

“I NEVER address rumors but this one I will”.

In the same spirit, one might say:”I NEVER beat my wife, but this time I will” or “I NEVER take heroin, but this time, I will.” or “I NEVER dress up as a girl (boy as appropriate) but this time I will” or “I NEVER expose myself in public, but this time I will” or “I NEVER hire a hitman to deal with people who annoy me, but this time I will.” or “I NEVER take petty revenge on people who have shown me up for what I am but this time I will”. “I NEVER cheat when playing a game with someone I know is better than me, but this time I will” or “I NEVER pretend to have read something, seen a film or watched a match which everybody else has read,seen or watched, but this time I will”. or “I NEVER pretend that my penis is bigger than it really is, but this time I will.” or “I NEVER begrudge the success of people in direct competition with me, but this time I will.” or “I NEVER refuse a request for money from people less fortunate than myself, but this time I will” or “I NEVER fantasise about gathering together all those people who have tormented me over the years, putting them all up against a wall and having them shot – but this time I will” or “I NEVER do anything in a manner which is other than exquisite, elegant, imaginatively conceived and quite frankly pretty damn bright – but this time I will”.

The beauty of this approach, of course, is that whatever you do, however absurd or despicable,it is instantly forgiven because – well, it hasn’t really happened, has it? After all, I NEVER do it.

October 11th, 2011 at 6:37 pm

“Never” being the operative word… Very funny post grendel.

October 11th, 2011 at 7:02 pm

ha ha grendel!

October 11th, 2011 at 9:14 pm

grendeel i seriously cannot stop laaughing at your post,lol,lol,lol,my husbands wondering whats wrong with me.

October 12th, 2011 at 4:09 am

LMAO grendel :)

October 12th, 2011 at 9:38 am

we should have a section of classic tennis-x post archives and this one qualifies, along with the one on the oddities of the olympics, also by Grendel which was one of my all time favorites as well.

October 12th, 2011 at 9:59 am

Grendel, foolish little cohorts who jumped on your bandwagon, et al. I’d suggest that each of you get a life. If the woman says that she hasn’t been dating a third or fourth rate country singer, then who are you to contend that more is going on. From Common to Bret Ratner to Lavar Arrington, Serena has always had her boyfriends at her matches and doesn’t seem to shy away from the status of the realtionship. In this case I presume that she is friends with the guy — and he NOT Serena given her vast wealth and fame — probably got far more out of the tweet. What I find most astounding is that Wms mentioned his girlfriend, so it seems to be that she was trying to ensure that the woman was not trailed by the Nat Enq (sure it’s on your regular reading list) and other tabloid pieces of garbage. You and the fools listed below ought to stop tearing down other woman. If any of you actually have men in your lives, as a man I urge you to follow the musings of your significant others and, believe me, they don’t go around writing on the interent to trash other men. Maybe that is why is so many quarters women are still treated as second class citizens. But, as the adage says, no one oppresses (usually to feel better about their empty, unfulfilled and all around mediocre lives) then the opressed. Try reading something by women who’ve made it possible for those not swept up in petty gossip to acheive in our scoiety. You could all learn a thing or two.

P.S.: Are you the plump, unattractive girls that always crashed my frat parties 20 yrs ago with their better looking friends who were unable to score a date. If not, you kinda sound like it.

October 15th, 2011 at 4:41 pm