Tennis-X Funk/Trunk: Lets Go to the Video

2. Roger Federer
The icy-cool Swiss puts out the hot-handed Blake for an incredible 7th straight Masters Series win in a final.
 
3. Maria Sharapova
Beats new rival Hingis en route to ending title drought that had extended to last June.
 
4. James Blake
The Fearsome Forehand cracks the Top 10 for the first time after IW r-up effort.
 
5. Miami
The "fifth Slam" has the best field of the year (except for the American women), and the debut of replay to boot.
 
...Who's in the Trunk

5. ESPN
Basketball trumps any live coverage of men's IW semis.
 
4. Xavier "X-Man" Malisse
Shot his blog wad by Tuesday for the ATP website in Indian Wells last week, same work ethic as the tennis.
 
3. The Bryan Brothers
Drop to 3-6 in career Masters Series finals after IW loss.
 
2. Elena Dementieva
Time to show you're serious about a run at No. 1 by getting a coach other than your mom, one who can show you how to serve.
 
1. ATP
Which brilliant exec OK'd the fan poll on the website that is a transparent attempt to make a case for support of gambling and alcohol sponsors? Yikes. What's next, cigarettes and porn?