Tennis-X Funk/Trunk: Clay or Off-Day?

Who's Got the Funk...

1. Roger Federer
Coming off a break onto his worst surface, still has more funk than you.
 
2. Nadia Petrova
Cleans up with two titles during weak U.S. claycourt swing while everyone is out with injury, but can she stop big-stage choking?
 
3. Nicolas Almagro
Spanish qualifier beats Ferrero and Safin en route to first title at Valencia -- that's rough.
 
4. Mardy Fish
Shows he is a threat to play singles with Roddick in Davis Cup semis v Russia on clay with Houston title.

5. Lisa Raymond/Sam Stosur
Five titles and counting in 2006.
 
...Who's in the Trunk 

5. Mark Petchey
Andy Murray says 'Thanks for getting me in the Top 50' by bagging his coach.
 
4. ATP
No year-end bonus pool means no incentive for the top players to play all the Masters Series events.
 
3. Marat Safin
Goes to the no-handshake card after losing to Almagro at Valencia.
 
2. Tommy Haas
What is it with Germans and wrist injuries? After two shoulder surgeries, Tommy can't catch a break.
 
1. Andy Roddick
Everyone needs an off week, but during one of the biggest clay tournaments of the year?