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Tennis-X Funk/Trunk: Rog Asleep is Funkier Than You
Posted on July 24, 2007
Who's Got the Funk...
1. Rafael Nadal
Nadal hoovers up more ranking points, winning the dirt title at Stuttgart. If Rog falters this summer will he get a shot at No. 1?
2. Roger Federer
Has not played since winning the Wimbledon title -- but is still funky. Funkier than you.
3. Radek Stepanek
Steals the LA title from Blake in the final -- just like he stole Hingis' heart! Awwww!
4. Steve Darcis
Belgian who looks like a woman in drag wins Amersfoort title as a qualifier. Do Belgians really name their kids "Steve"?
5. Anna Chakvetadze
Chaky IS the WTA Tour while the stars take a break, winning Cincy last week as the top seed, and now this week the top seed at Stanford. Could you pick her out of a line-up? Go women's tennis!
...Who's in the Trunk
5. ATP
We're in the run-up to the US Open -- why are guys in Europe still playing on clay?
4. WTA
Why do your stars play one event then take a one-month break?
3. United States Tennis Association
There's Venus, then there's Serena, then there's...nobody! Get some freaking kids on the court!
2. LA
The USTA-owned ATP event, formerly the playground of the stars and the on-court playground of Andre Agassi, Pete Sampras and Andy Roddick, now stars James Blake and Radek Stepanek. And by a number of sources, this year's event was a big downer.
1. James Blake
When the final comes around, it's door-closing time. Close the door. Don't let players like Radek Stepanek come through the door.
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